Witch Bottle - "B*tch, No." Powder - Single Use Sealed Vial

$18.00

Shipping to United States: $6.25

“B*tch, No.” Powder - 12ml Witch Bottle - *SINGLE USE*

Most hexes are a deeply intimate and private affair, often with the utmost discretion being considered vital to the process.
There are some rare cases however when a more... -direct- approach, may be called for. You may remember, as a kid, houses being egged on or the night just before October 31st? Sort of like that, but more blatantly magically delicious.

There’s a whole lot of emotion wrapped in this little package. Each 12ml bottle is filled with our tried and true cursing powder, lovingly named “B*tch, No.” because that’s exactly the intent behind it. Customer service manager at the bank getting loud with your significant other? Ex’s new flame have a penchant for keeping your name in their mouth? Maybe you’re just sick of someone’s shit? We’re not here to judge! Corked and triple wax sealed, the best way to use this bottle is to hurl it with all your might at the targets doorstep, whether this be their place of business or their home, smashing the contents in an open display of your raw emotions.

Now, we’re definitely not at all advocating actually doing this, of course. After all, broken glass is dangerous, as are scattered steel coffin nails. Littering is also generally frowned upon in all regards. And all hexes come with a certain level of cautionary words where the would-be user should 100% ground themselves, keep from coming into contact with the remains of the bottle, and probably invest in some heavy protection charms as well. Probably shouldn’t trespass either or destroy/deface any manner of property. Something something live and let live.

**For theoretical maximum effect, this item would be intended to be used once. Do not break wax seal prior to use. Currently only available in 12ml sizes.**
This is only being sold as a curio and we’re not responsible for the buyer’s actions.
That being said, if you were interested in the historical uses of witch bottles or public hexes, feel free to drop us a message with any questions or hypothetical concerns you may have.

We do not under any circumstances suggest, intend, or promote the use of this item for anything other than a simple innocuous collectible curio.

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